Typical exchange

While eating corn on the cob…

RA: Don’t you think it’s weird that these corn holder things are always shaped like corn?
JG: … What else would they be shaped like?
RA: Mm, traffic cones! Or maybe pencils?
JG: Um.
RA: Come on, you do one!
JG: Golf clubs?
RA: Wouldn’t that be too whippy?
JG: I’m not playing this game anymore.

Further research has turned up an exception to the corn-shaped corn holders, but I feel like they’re kind of high on the creepy scale.