JG and I are back from the beach, and we are up to our elbows in cleaning up the debris that comes with travel. While we are otherwise occupied doing loads of laundry, making a meal plan, restocking the fridge, acclimating Ted to a one-dog household after being at doggie summer camp, and getting dinner on the table, I will tie up a loose end that I know must have been bothering people with its lack of resolution.
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The results of Ted’s entry in The Cutest Pet Ever Contest, duh!
Before the end of the school year, JG brought home a big certificate from the Animal Rights Club:
Best hair, eh? As signified by a mangy horse? JG is unclear whether there was a grand prize for Cutest Pet Ever (as one might presume from the contest title), but if there was, Ted did not win it, despite the reported shrieks and giggles from the girls in JG’s classes. Harrumph.
But maybe the Animal Rights Club was trying to be diplomatic to the other animal entries. I mean, Ted’s certificate does say that he is the “most handsome pup around.” And how!
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Congratulations, Ted! Tell us your secret — what shampoo and conditioner do you use? How can we, too, have such great hair?
Ted, you are awfully handsome. As a mom, though, I have to maintain that Rufus is the most handsome pup around these here parts.
congrats.
methinks my BULLMASTIFF needs a sumer camp.
he has been moping around the house whining that he’s bored.
Miz.
Does Ted go to Zohan?
I just love all of the funny additional comments on Ted’s certificate.
“Keep up the great fur!”
Heh.
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